I can’t wait. This is a stacked card.
I’m scared to make picks, but here we go:
Viana vs Cifers – Polyana Viana recently beat up a shabby looking man in Brazil. I believe he was trying to take her iPhone, but got a beat down instead. Viana by decision.
Diego vs Mickey Gall – Diego for old times sake.
Misha Cirkunov vs Johnny Walker – Walker by KO
Jeremy Stephens vs Magomedsharipov – OMG. I don’t know what to say about this fight, as Stephens is already a bit compromised from his last fight. If Stephens loses I fear for his family. He will need a professional intervention before leaving the arena. Fortunately for all of us, he will KO Magomedsharipov. Quickly.
Garbrandt vs Munoz – Hmm. Garbrandt annoys me because of his tattoos. That’s dumb, I know. Was it last week we saw Andre Fili fight? He’s got neck tats and he doesn’t offend me at all. I love him. So it’s not the tats. Garbrandt by decision.
Tecia Torres v Zhang – Oh oh. Tecia might be in danger. Weili Zhang knocked a hole in Jessica Aguilar’s head a little while ago. Zhang gets a decision.
Lawler vs Askren – After years of wanting to be in the UFC he loses in his first bout? Askren by wrestlemania.
Woodley vs Usman – Woodley. I have no reason to doubt the champ.
Jones vs Smith – Jones. Same.